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August 08
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY !!!
A true friendship is what we have,
we have gone through thick and thin together
we have had our test of loyalty,
at one time or another we each have failed,
maybe worse than the other has,
but in the end we are still friends...
a true friendship we have,
I believe this with all my heart,
we will go through more together I am sure
more disappointments,fights,mistakes..
but through it all one thing I will
always be sure of,
that we will still be friends in the end.
cause true friends we are and will be
to learn from each other,
to teach each other
and to cry on each other shoulders.
and in the end when no matter where we are
and what life brings to us
we will still be friends
Hope all of you have some treasured and cherished friendships to rely on bleak days.
Happy friendship day to all of you!!!
Kiran July 22
The population of India is around 100 crores
1,00,00,00,000
But 19 crores are retired.
19,00,00,000
That leaves 81 crores do the work.
81,00,00,000
There are 25 crores in school,
25,00,00,000
Which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
56,00,00,000
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central
Govt,
22,00,00,000
Leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,00,00,000
4 crores are in the Armed Forces,
4,00,00,000
Which leaves 30 crores to do the work.
30,00,00,0 00
Take away from above total the 20 crores people work
For State Governments
(State Government employees officially do not work!)
20,00,00,000
And that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
10,00,00,000
Total unemployed are 8 crores
8,00,00,000
And that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
2,00,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in
hospitals,
1,20,00,000
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
80,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there
are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country.
-79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
2
You and me!!! And currently YOU are sitting at your
computer reading mails.
So I am the only person in our country who is working!
And that's why India is surviving!!!
It is a humble request to read till the end of the mail before
drawing conclusions.....
One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do
a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams &
give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4
yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.
Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams.
Now this is the dialogue between them.
Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am
very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You
can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.
Girl: Condition!, what is that?
Devi: You have a boy-friend?
Girl: Yes.
Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon
and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will
ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed,
then proceed for the 1st boon.
Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.
Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.
Girl: It's OK.
Devi: Be as you wish!
Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
girl inthe world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most
handsome boy in the world.
Girl: It's OK.
Devi: Be as you wish.
Devi: Now the last boon remains.
Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.
Devi: What? Are you sure!
Girl: Yes. Very sure!
Devi: Be as you wish.
Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died
at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the
world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.
Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really
more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!
Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail .....
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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something different than
what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a
heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend
lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most
handsome boy.
Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you
think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.
Hey....I told u girls not to read.......
-- July 18
1. No Breakfast - People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.
2. Over-eating - It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking - It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.
4. High Sugar Consumption - Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.
5. Air Pollution - The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.
6. Sleep Deprivation - Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.
7. Head covered while sleeping – Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.
8. Working your brain during illness-Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.
9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts-Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.
10. Talking Rarely–Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain.
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man Speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one Thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when They try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something You say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment Story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "Wow! This stuff really Works!"
June 18 A man had two suite tickets for the Euro2004 Cup final Greece v Portugal.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!"
said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the
best game of Euro 2004, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use
it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.
My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first
European Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral." :-)
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